October 2011
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leafuckingsarfati:
i hate myself but at the same time i’ve managed to convince myself that i’m the greatest person ever??
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lord of the flies in a nutshell
ralph: we need a fire
ralph: guys we need a fire
ralph: we really need a fire guys
ralph: guys
ralph: a fire
ralph: WE NEED ONE
jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
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ccazz:
i don’t use periods
i punctuate my sentences with omg
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tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
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“I’ve lost Weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
Anonymous asked: my family just went out, i'm home alone. i've got my blades, knife, rope, anything i might need. what do i do next?
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